MAYBE THE BELL WON'T SAVE HIM THIS TIME

Screech is needing to hear the bell very badly these days. He's about to lose his home to foreclosure and needs $250,000 to save it.

Screech aka Dustin Diamond was the skinny, geeky guy on the TV teen show Saved By the Bell back in the 80's. He always wore brightly colored clothes and didn't appear too bright. Had a big afro hair do. Never got any action from the girls, but was a best bud to everyone. He could be counted on. WOW!!!! Sounds like I watched the show. (Shhh.......I'm a closeted Bell watcher). The show is still aired on cable and small TV (think UHF) stations.

He's also been on The Weakest Link and was and he got into the boxing ring with a Sweat Hog and lost. He has recently been on Howard Stern's show and has done some stand up comedy in New York, which he says is going well. Well, not well enough apparently.

So, now he is trying to sell 30,000 T-shirts at $15 each or $20 with his signature to raise the money to save his home. His shirt can be found at www.getdashirts.com.

I need a long vacation....maybe I should sell T-shirts to raise a fund for that. Maybe a picture of a beach with a caption saying: *Save Shell's Sanity* Just a thought.