What? Vin Diesel With Hair?

Seems like Vin has *sprouted* some red locks for his new movie, *Find Me Guilty* This is kind of creepy to me.

After being miscast for the movie *Pacifier* now he's not only been miscast but has hair for this movie. Seems like Robert De Niro would've been more suited for this role and he already has hair.

This movie is based on a true story. The trial of mobster, Jackie DiNorscio, which lasted the longest in the history of U.S. crime, 21 months. Jackie.....er.....Vin represents himself in court. He starts out being a clown and ends up a hero. Huh? I guess you'll have to see the movie to find out how this happens.

The review I read gave this movie a measly two stars, but I must add a disclaimer. I saw the movie *Magnolia* starring Tom *Terrific* Cruise when it came out. It had gotten a whopping five stars and it was AWFUL!!!!! So.....

Diesel plays a tough wise-cracking mobster complete with Jersey accent. This has to be where it goes wrong. Diesel can't speak more then three words at a time and with a Jersey accent. I don't buy it! If he's doing any *long* speaking parts at all it must seem like an eternity before the movie is over.

Vin Diesel is Riddick!!!!! Thank goodness the hair is a wig.